wat cheeks..??

So there i was, standing next to the carriage door..enjoyin de landscape rushing past, de changin colours of de scenery..when out of nowhere some bugger comes up(must be bout 30 or so yrs old)..and wants to enjoy the view..so being nice i give him space..he realises wat he had missed so far,sittin inside the carriage, and smiles as the cool breeze brushes past him into de carriage..and den wantin to make conversation, he says,"ah, wat a lovely weather! cloudy skies, cool breeze..kinda romantic eh!" and i just smiled back, thinkin of who i'm missin here..and den was about to look outside, wen just lik that, he spoilt it all, the whole atmos i had created for myself...wat i didn't realise was he hadn't finished his sentence..and wantin to be, all cool and young, said," sad there aren't any cheeks!"..oh my god!..sure he meant chicks..but wat a way to say it...!!